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CCI COMMERCIAL CONSTRUCTION

Antonio
ASSISTANT
* Master Plumber
* Master Electrician
* Master Carpenter
* Philosopher

BEASTY
PROMOTIONS
* Samuel L Jackson wishes he had one.
* Turned down a starring role in The Fast and Furious because the other cars were not fast or furious enough.
* Your mom was in the backseat.
* Comes equipped with rocket launcher and seat ejection.

Hoss
MASCOT
* Taught Lassie how to "come home."
* Originally cast in Men In Black, but was fired due to artistic differences.
* Invented the word "Zoinks" which was stolen by Scooby Doo... lawsuit pending.
* Brags about once having sniffed the butt of a squatting Kardashian.
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